stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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underthe-corktree:

significant other requirements:

  1. must sing in the car with all the windows down, no matter who stares
  2. pretend to laugh at my jokes
  3. be down for breakfast any time of the day
  4. thats it 

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meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

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willyoubemyt-hy-la:

soong-type-vulcan:

fuck-kirk:

deepspacednine:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

deep space nine

The Original Series

The Next Generation.

Star Trek: Voyager

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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stiles-formiles:

lol bitch just got burned

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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